Legolas and Tauriel

06-28-2011, 07:39 PM
Haunting Spirit
Join Date: March 2011
Posts 63

"I'm five feet two,
With eyes of blue,
With brown hair to my shoulders --
A manly elf
So full of self
The ladies say he smoulders."

-- Kurt Vonnegut, Welcome to the Monkey House

"Legolas and Tauriel"


He's six feet two,
Has eyes of blue
And blonde hair to his buttocks --
An action elf
Right off the shelf,
Direct from Sears and Roebuck's.


She's five feet eight
With eyes of slate
And hair down past her shoulders.
A killer elf,
Pure Death herself,
With breasts as big as boulders.

Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright © 2011