Boobie Conference Calls
(from Fernando Po, U.S.A., America's post-literate retreat to Plato's Cave)

We see them in their meeting room:
The bumbler and the creep.
The lips of one move awkwardly
While English speakers weep;
And snores emerge from Dubya's mouth
As Cheney falls asleep

Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright © 2006