A Parody of Product-Placement Propaganda
(with apologies to William Shakespeare's Henry V*)

About the title:

Four “p”s in sequence mark alliteration,
Alluding to ("suggesting") urination.
If such you’ve gleaned from just these sounds alone,
You’ve got the point, perceptive Anglophone.
With your agreement, then, let us commence
To sing, because the sounds support the sense. ...

Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright © 2019