Tricky Joe McCarthy’s Dick
(upon hearing of Joe Biden's acceptance of the Democratic Party's 2020 presidential nomination)
Nixon and McCarthy set the “standard.”
Tricky Dick, Tailgunner Joe,
Now have Democrats in tow;
Down through Hades’s depths they go;
Blaming each and every woe
On some guy named Putin: ‘Oh!
Vladimir stepped on my toe!’
Trying hard their chance to blow;
Saw two roads and took the low;
Joined Republicans to sow
Dragons’ teeth, those seeds that grow
“Soldiers” pissing at the ones they slandered.
Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright © 2020